Santa: Tuthbrash Dena Mere Brash Ka Ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai Dukandar: Ek Bal Tuta Hai To Naya Kyon Le Rahe Ho? Santa: Jo Tuta Hai N Wo Aakhiri Tha
Santa: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon Lagaye? Pappu: Ghar Par 2 Mehman Aane Wale Hain Santa: Kaun Kaun? Pappu: Mammi Ka Bhai Aur Mera Mama Santa: Fir 1 Aur Laga Mera Sala Bhi A Raha Hai
Santa: Opration Ke Dauraan Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Tum Us Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena Jo Mera Opration Karega Jito: Aisa Kyon Kahte Ho Ji? Santa: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Dun?
Santa: Chunav Ki Tarikh Pakki Ho Gayi Hai Banta: To? Santa: To Ab Pata Chalega Ki Mohalle Ki Kaun-Kaun Si Ladkiyan 18 Saal Ke Ho Gayi Hain
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Santa: Kal Aapne Apne Bachche Ko Bahut Pita! Aakhir Aisi Kya Baat Ho Gai Thi Usse? Banta: Darasal Do Din Baad Us Badmash Ka Result Nikalne Wala Hai Aur Main Aaj Hi Ek Mahine Ke Tor Par Ja Raha Hu